Friday, February 03, 2006

Erin O'Brien, Bob Dole and Lou Reed

Erin O'Brien loves Bob Dole. Erin O'Brien loves Lou Reed. Erin O'Brien wants to pay homage to Lou Reed and Bob Dole.

Erin O'Brien will gladly do Elizabeth Dole in front of Bob Dole (and Lou Reed if Lou Reed wants) in order to please Bob Dole (Erin O'Brien doesn't care if Erin O'Brien pleases Elizabeth Dole). Erin O'Brien will eat Klondike bars with Bob Dole.

Erin O'Brien thinks of pineapples and bananas when she thinks of Bob Dole. Erin O'Brien thinks of the phrase, "Baby you're soooo vicious," when she thinks of Bob Dole's flaccid right hand.

Erin O'Brien wonders if Lou Reed knows Erin O'Brien is alive. "Yoo-hoo?" lilts Erin O'Brien to no one as Erin O'Brien irons Erin O'Brien's husband's socks, "Lou ReEEEEeeed? Do you know Erin O'Brien is alive?" Erin O'Brien giggles.

Erin O'Brien wants to have Bob Dole and Lou Reed over to Erin O'Brien's house for a fondue party. Elizabeth Dole and David Bowie are not invited.

17 comments:

FLAMINGO1 said...

Flamingo1 is very disappointed to find that Jungle Jane has abandoned us.

Flamingo1 is also very upset that Jesus Christ hath foresaken us.

PDD said...

Psychic Dumb-Dumb is very happy to welcome David Bowie into her warm wet bed while Iman swings from the chandelier on the night of Erin O'Brien's fondue party.

I have no emotions for Elizabeth Dole.

nicole said...

For some reason I'm feeling really sorry for David Bowie right about now. Isn't he on the cool list anymore??

PDD said...

No need to feel sorry for David Bowie, Ngregory00. He told me to tell you that.

hypnotist collector said...

Erin O'Brien irons her husband's socks?

hypnotist collector said...

I once got to play Lou Reed's guitar. It happened to be the same night that Iggy Pop grabbed my ass and I got to stand around smoking cigarettes with Bob Dylan.
It was the thrill of my 18-year-old life.
But now, with more than a decade gone by, I'm left wondering about the prospect of fondue with Bob Dole as a follow-up to the aforementioned events...

Hal said...

You know what Bob Dole said when he was asked, "boxers or briefs?"

"Depends..."

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed is lost and confused. Lou Reed doesn't know where he is or how to get home.

Bob Dole said...

Bob Dole has a massive erection right now..

FLAMINGO1 said...

Sweetheart,

some time ago you gave me a recommendation for a book. I believe there was some sort of an optical illusion on the cover and I believe the cover was black and white.

Unfortunately, I cannot locate the post on which you left me that information.

I've been busy...so sue me! (a little lawyer humor).

Would you mind giving me that again. I was at the bookstore tonight and since I couldn't find it, I went into a panic, nearly hyperventilated and ended up buying Me Talk Pretty One Day by Sedaris. I have read other Sedaris stuff and enjoy it, and I have been meaning to pick that one up. The book you recommended looked great based on the description and I am kicking myself for not printing out the information. Please help cease the self flagellation that has ensued.

Yours Always,

Flamingo1.

jungle jane said...

Jungle Jane has not abandoned yous. Jungle Jane is just in the middle of re-inventing the wheel. Please send beer...

Satan said...

satan lusts erin o'brien

satan lusts elizabeth dole

satan wants to hang out with bob dole and lou reed

satan wants all of you to know that you are satans

Erin O'Brien said...

Erin O'Brien feels the love of Erin O'Brien's people.

kellywalters said...

Elizabeth Dole and David Bowe are coming over to my house while there is a party at Erin O'Briens house.

Roxi is going to have a massive TP'ing while the other three are eating cheese covered shit.

yeah baby yeahyqz

PDD said...

Psychic Dumb-Dumb wants to lick Brie cheese off of Pinky's thighs. I repeat: Psychic Dumb-Dumb wants to lick Brie cheese off of Pinky's thights.

(David Bowie can not watch)

Sarah said...

Why do Erin O'Brien and many of Erin O'Briens readers refer to themselves in the third person?

Erin darling, I like reading your blog but that entry and the comments just drove me crazy. It reminded me of a particularly bad episode of MTV's Dismissed where Jen! talked all the time about Jen! in the third person.

I can forgive you, if you promise never to do it again.

Bob Dole said...

Bob Dole is extremely turned on right now..