Erin O'Brien loves Bob Dole. Erin O'Brien loves Lou Reed. Erin O'Brien wants to pay homage to Lou Reed and Bob Dole.
Erin O'Brien will gladly do Elizabeth Dole in front of Bob Dole (and Lou Reed if Lou Reed wants) in order to please Bob Dole (Erin O'Brien doesn't care if Erin O'Brien pleases Elizabeth Dole). Erin O'Brien will eat Klondike bars with Bob Dole.
Erin O'Brien thinks of pineapples and bananas when she thinks of Bob Dole. Erin O'Brien thinks of the phrase, "Baby you're soooo vicious," when she thinks of Bob Dole's flaccid right hand.
Erin O'Brien wonders if Lou Reed knows Erin O'Brien is alive. "Yoo-hoo?" lilts Erin O'Brien to no one as Erin O'Brien irons Erin O'Brien's husband's socks, "Lou ReEEEEeeed? Do you know Erin O'Brien is alive?" Erin O'Brien giggles.
Erin O'Brien wants to have Bob Dole and Lou Reed over to Erin O'Brien's house for a fondue party. Elizabeth Dole and David Bowie are not invited.
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Flamingo1 is very disappointed to find that Jungle Jane has abandoned us.
Flamingo1 is also very upset that Jesus Christ hath foresaken us.
Psychic Dumb-Dumb is very happy to welcome David Bowie into her warm wet bed while Iman swings from the chandelier on the night of Erin O'Brien's fondue party.
I have no emotions for Elizabeth Dole.
For some reason I'm feeling really sorry for David Bowie right about now. Isn't he on the cool list anymore??
No need to feel sorry for David Bowie, Ngregory00. He told me to tell you that.
You know what Bob Dole said when he was asked, "boxers or briefs?"
"Depends..."
Sweetheart,
some time ago you gave me a recommendation for a book. I believe there was some sort of an optical illusion on the cover and I believe the cover was black and white.
Unfortunately, I cannot locate the post on which you left me that information.
I've been busy...so sue me! (a little lawyer humor).
Would you mind giving me that again. I was at the bookstore tonight and since I couldn't find it, I went into a panic, nearly hyperventilated and ended up buying Me Talk Pretty One Day by Sedaris. I have read other Sedaris stuff and enjoy it, and I have been meaning to pick that one up. The book you recommended looked great based on the description and I am kicking myself for not printing out the information. Please help cease the self flagellation that has ensued.
Yours Always,
Flamingo1.
Jungle Jane has not abandoned yous. Jungle Jane is just in the middle of re-inventing the wheel. Please send beer...
satan lusts erin o'brien
satan lusts elizabeth dole
satan wants to hang out with bob dole and lou reed
satan wants all of you to know that you are satans
Erin O'Brien feels the love of Erin O'Brien's people.
Psychic Dumb-Dumb wants to lick Brie cheese off of Pinky's thighs. I repeat: Psychic Dumb-Dumb wants to lick Brie cheese off of Pinky's thights.
(David Bowie can not watch)
Why do Erin O'Brien and many of Erin O'Briens readers refer to themselves in the third person?
Erin darling, I like reading your blog but that entry and the comments just drove me crazy. It reminded me of a particularly bad episode of MTV's Dismissed where Jen! talked all the time about Jen! in the third person.
I can forgive you, if you promise never to do it again.
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