Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
I have 3 of those... and a chia garcia.
What is a Chia Garcia? Is it a statue that resembles Jerry Garcia that sprouts hair?
I quite frankly don't know what to say.
jesus christ is such an ass manglerhe doesnt have shiti have one like that on my fireplace mantlejesus christ lives with his dad does your dad let you keep stuff in your bedroom loseri bet you cant bring chicks back to your dads housemy place is so much better come stay with meerin i want you to join me in hell
Satan, believe me, I have committed an array of acts that will undoudetly lead me to you, so just sit tight. And might I suggest a little Oil of Olay and a gentle cream-based cleanser?
i will wait for you erindont let jesus christ come around here to try to change your mind
Satan, although I am beside myself with joy that both you and Jesus Christ are visiting me, let's face it, JC's come-hitherness is pretty lame compared to yours. Based on what I've seen here, it's no wonder everyone flocks to you with careless abandon.Any luck with the skin care suggestions? Aveeno's also got a new ultra calming lotion you might want to try. Image, baby, it's all about image.JC darling, please don't be angry with me. I speak only the truth.
If you don't share the damn matador lamp I'll leap from a third story window.All this bickering between Christ and Satan. Where's Al-Quaida (spelling?)in all this? Do you think there are many muslim chia owners? I think Minwax super strength furniture stripper might work nicely on Satan's complexion problems. Highly recommend it in fact for those unsightly black heads.
Should I cease and disist on the blogging?
Dear Ms. Powers,We here at the Owner's Manual welcome all. Saviors, Satans, defunct 70's television celebs, those suffering from vaginal infections, yanomamos, even Republicans. So by all means, feel free to continue with your comments and your hostess as well as your fellow visitors will continue to enjoy them.
I love you. You know that.My ofspring still shines the red lantern.
Allow me to be the poster child for vaginal yeast infections.
I wouldn't call it "stupid" so much as "off the beaten path." And there's nothing wrong with that!
LOL!!May I suggest Satan use Saint Ives facial scrub?(I'm still laughing about the moisturizers)Erin, I think you should post a picture of your martini shaped lamp. I really would like to see it.
Looks like an under-endowed chia pet.
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