This missive came from *Terry* and is a verbatim cut and paste:
"Hello
am from England and am looking for a Male or
Female representative in the united states of America
who can be working for us as a partime worker and get
$300 (7%) on every work u do. and we are happy to
inform you that this would not affect your present
state of work"
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I am of being a male or female and express interest in having of this career opportunity.
Sign me up. I am a hermaphrodite seeking to advance myself. I believe I have all credentials for said position.
Sounds pretty reputable. I say go for it!
i won't work for anyone who says "u" instead of "you"...
I received an email with a hot stock tip (not an employment offer) that contained the following sentence:
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It was still on her mind when I bade her adieu; and she said to me,
toilet sustaining lemons, and two of those extraordinary boxes, all
timid imbecile pencil staggering about the paper as if it were in a fit.
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Interestingly, the stock tip email made it through our firm's spam filter. Perhaps because of the uncomprehensible short story of which the email reproduced above was a part.
Erin, ya know I pruchase your book and all and at some point will read it , I am just busy with work, and eating and drinking and stuff. However I have posted a couple of reviews on my site that I have done, so you can back out of your reveiw when I have finished your novel. This is your out. I do not review books I do not like...I already have a feeling I will like yours, well just read the reviews or part of them. You will catch on real fast. Last chance saloon baby, I'm giving you an out! Kind Regards JW
man! what are u waiting 4? with an offer like that how can u resist?
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