Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Inbox, vol. two

This missive came from *Terry* and is a verbatim cut and paste:


am from England and am looking for a Male or
Female representative in the united states of America
who can be working for us as a partime worker and get
$300 (7%) on every work u do. and we are happy to
inform you that this would not affect your present
state of work"


Grant Bailie said...

I am of being a male or female and express interest in having of this career opportunity.

PDD said...

Sign me up. I am a hermaphrodite seeking to advance myself. I believe I have all credentials for said position.

nicole said...

Sounds pretty reputable. I say go for it!

Stephanie Powers said...

Could anything affect my present state of work? I think not. Has't thou forsaken thyself bereft in the image of 7% of every work u do. Oh, that work u do. These examples of stupidity and my own shared ridiculousness wow me! Wow, wow, wow. I am not qualified to be a Male or Female representative of any nation.

jungle jane said...

i won't work for anyone who says "u" instead of "you"...

garrett said...

I received an email with a hot stock tip (not an employment offer) that contained the following sentence:

It was still on her mind when I bade her adieu; and she said to me,
toilet sustaining lemons, and two of those extraordinary boxes, all
timid imbecile pencil staggering about the paper as if it were in a fit.

Interestingly, the stock tip email made it through our firm's spam filter. Perhaps because of the uncomprehensible short story of which the email reproduced above was a part.

josh williams said...

Erin, ya know I pruchase your book and all and at some point will read it , I am just busy with work, and eating and drinking and stuff. However I have posted a couple of reviews on my site that I have done, so you can back out of your reveiw when I have finished your novel. This is your out. I do not review books I do not like...I already have a feeling I will like yours, well just read the reviews or part of them. You will catch on real fast. Last chance saloon baby, I'm giving you an out! Kind Regards JW

Shawn said...

man! what are u waiting 4? with an offer like that how can u resist?