"Hi Honey."
"Hi Mom," I say.
"My phone isn't working."
"But, Mom," I say, "you just called me."
"Of course I just called you," she says with impatient exasperation. "I called to tell you my phone isn't working."
"But, Mom," I say, "you and I are talking on the phone right now. Right?"
Silence.
"Nevermind."
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Dear Erin,
Thank you for sharing your new word with me. I solemnly promise to you that clitorides will be always used to the fullest of my abilites, consequences be damned!
Sincerely,
Jamie S. Luxton III
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