Showing posts with label northeast ohio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label northeast ohio. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Phone cam round-up


Lunch with buffalo at Fresh

Soul men and friend at Norton's

Come mister tally man, tally me banana

New friend encountered during this endeavor

Cleveland is Gotham, encountered during this endeavor

YING GF YOU ENTION

Yes, they were full; no I did not pick them up

Cries for help are sometimes very quiet

REMOVE encountered during this endeavor

Stairway to heaven encountered during this endeavor

Okay, I won't

Hola! from humble hostess and Goat

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Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Cleveland cathedral


Heinen's Cleveland, left, future Kimpton Hotel center.

Okay. I admit it already. I fibbed last week when I posted all those photos. I wasn't downtown on a whim, I was covering the opening of the new Heinen's grocery store for Fresh Water.

Here's my article.

Heinen's grand opening

I write a lot about CLE in these hallowed pages, but there is something about the Heinen's project that marks a turning point. The grand opening was simply thrilling.

Got bubbly?

I love that the Heinen family has elevated their family business to unprecedented heights: yes, a local grocer is worthy of selling hamburger, canned corn and paper towels in the grandest of spaces. Yes, every shopper, deserves to browse aisles in a building fit for royalty.

Heinen's Cleveland

Between this, the new Kimpton Hotel going into the historic Schofield Building across the street and the Metropolitan at the 9 in the center of it all, the corner of Euclid and East 9th Street in Cleveland is soon to be one of the premier addresses in the country.
  
Heinen's Cleveland

This is Cleveland, people. There is no stopping this town now.

Heinen's Cleveland

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum


I woke up this morning and, as usual, I was completely fabulous, so I thought I'd go for a stroll in downtown London Paris New York Cleveland and take some photos.

Enjoy.

That's a grocery store--really.

Of course I went inside.
 
Hey! How come no one asked for mine?

Halle Building oh HELL YEAH

Two people talking.

Hello East 14th Street. You forgot to put my name on the marquee again.

Snowy path and I love it.

Thanks for saving me a seat.

 I used to work in the wedding cake building and so did the Goat.

Big cats roaming the wild streets of Cleveland.

No patio seating today.

Hey there, sport, bring the VeeDubs around, would you?

I love you so ...



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Sunday, November 02, 2014

Cleveland isn't about LeBron, LeBron is about Cleveland


On her September 19 show, Rachel Maddow was wrapping up an interview with Bill Rhoden, who was apparently on his way to Cleveland.

"I love Cleveland," said Rhoden.

"You're the only one," replied Maddow.

Clevelanders are accustomed to such unfortunate jibes, which get more tone deaf every day. Fortunately, the tired old jokes about a burning river are becoming fewer and far between. After all, when two diametrically opposite entities such as the Gay Games and the GOP choose Cleveland for their gatherings, that's saying something.

Then we have LeBron. I wrote about his homecoming announcement back in July, to which occasional Owner's Manual commenter Bill replied, "A basketball player. A basketball team. It's laughable."

You don't get it, Bill. You really don't get it. And if you live in America, you need to get it. Everone needs to get Cleveland. Our future as a country is here.

Watch this:



That is an accurate depiction of this town. LeBron and the Cavs are perfect front men for our dazzling comeback. After all, we've dug ourselves out of a hole with sheer grit and manpower. The best part is that we didn't do it by reinventing ourselves, we did it by rediscovering ourselves.

Cleveland isn't about LeBron, LeBron is about Cleveland.

I am here on the ground, been here forever. I know what the hell I'm talking about. Cleveland is blooming everywhere you look, even in it's darkest corners. What's happening here is about our bones. It's about authenticity--and you cannot fake authenticity.

Swank apartments with rents to match are filling downtown buildings that were considered to be vacant tragedies not so long ago. They have waiting lists--really long waiting lists. To wit: the 1918 Globe Machining and Stamping Co. building leased all 45 of its luxury lofts in the snap of finger when it opened for business this summer. Now there are 50 on the waiting list.

I can think of one project after another that mirrors that success. Our downtown population is skyrocketing. But we've got more than hipster apartments. We've got park systems that are positively magical. I know. I've walked miles and miles and miles of them. We've got water--a lake and a river. (Yeah, I know, algae blooms. We've got a lot of work to do on our public transportation network as well and other problems. We'll get to it. You should have seen the Cuyahoga River back in the 1960s.)

My guess is if you want to get in on the ground floor and purchase a bit of sleeper real estate, you're probably too late. 

Goat and friends

Here in Cleveland, you (yes, you) can walk into a cutting edge maker space at Case Western Reserve University and access a laser cutter, professional 3D printer, circuit board router or 3D stereo inspection microscope for free. You can view gallery after gallery of priceless art, from Degas to Warhol--all for free--at the Cleveland Museum of Art, which just underwent a $350 million renovation. And pretty soon, you'll be able to walk into a gorgeous historic bank and do your grocery shopping. Oh HELL YEAH.

Why on earth, Mr. Entrepreneur, would you go to Silicon Valley when we've got a kick-ass fiber optic network in this jewel of a town?

Oh, and we have an extraordinary dining scene, one of the best in the nation.

There is a staying power to this second act. You can feel it. Clevelanders go in for the long haul, which is why LeBron came back. We love him when he wins. We love him when he loses.

That's because this town is a winner no matter what the happens on the court.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

The 216 renaissance unfurls


Photo that does not require a caption

I had a ball penning this article for this week's Fresh Water.  I invite all of my Clevo buddies to give it a look, as well as you unenlightened souls from across the nation.

Writing this one, which summarizes the most exciting projects in the area, I felt an unmistakable energy bubbling. Something is afoot. It's our time to take the spotlight and the powers that be know it.

So, as a Marcel Breuer "brutalist" building (once slated for the wrecking ball) is transforming into an upscale urban entertainment complex, it became obvious that the associated residents would need a grocery store. Why not put it in the adjacent classical style bank rotunda that lay fallow for years (image of both here)?

We can do that.

A few of the other projects in the article: They're turning a failing urban mall into gym. A new skate park is under construction in the Flats, a pedestrian drawbridge is moving closer to fruition in Northcoast Harbor and 1000-seat beer garden is sent to open next month.

HELL YEAH

So take a peak at the article and as Rachel Maddow says, watch this space.

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Giant steel dinosaurs that eat your legs


When I was a kid, Dad would occasionally take me down to the Flats (Cleveland's industrial riverfront district) for one reason or another, maybe to go to Samsel Supply or some machine shop that's long since closed. Whatever the purpose of the trip, we'd almost always end up at Fagan's, a grungy riverfront watering hole frequented by longshoremen that eventually turned into a trendy nightspot. Dad would drink his Stroh's while I quietly eyed the dark barroom and blew bubbles in my Shirley Temple.

Dad and me in '73
Whenever the air horn blared, indicating the railroad bridge (nicknamed the Iron Curtain) was about to go up, Dad would say, "Come on, honey. Let's go watch the bridge."

We'd step out into the thick August heat. Another horn would sound and the bridge would silently ascend high enough to let the Edward B. Greene or the Joe S. Morrow or the E. M. Ford pass over to Lake Erie. Dad would explain how the bridge allows trains to go over the river and how it can be raised to let the massive ore boats pass.

"The bridge guys sit in there," Dad said, pointing to a windowed box atop the bridge's span. "You see those stairs?" he asked. I nodded. "Once an old bum climbed up onto that bridge. He got away from the stairs and started crawling around in the steelwork."

"Did he come down okay?" I asked with trepidation.

"An ore boat came along," Dad said, placing a Marlboro 100 between his lips and fishing his Zippo from his front pocket, "and the bridge guy didn't know the bum was up there, so he raises the bridge." As he spoke, the cigarette bobbed up and down on the tip of the lighter's flame.

"Didn't the bridge guy blow the horn?"

"Sure he did: one long blast and one short. But the bum was passed out drunk, didn't hear a thing. Up goes the bridge." He exhaled a plume of smoke and sipped his Stroh's. "Sheared the guy's legs right off."

That's when the bridges became giant steel dinosaurs that ate your legs. In my world, they couldn't have been more real.

I was terrified of the murky water of the Cuyahoga and the bridges, yet fascinated as well. Despite being a strong swimmer my whole life, I have nightmares to this day about being in the river with only the giant pilings and impossibly huge ore boats around me and being so very very small.

Nonetheless, I came to profoundly love the Flats for it's history and infrastructure and authenticity. I love the crazy angles of the bridges, the ancient buildings and the impossible grid of streets.
Hence when they announced the opening of the Scranton Flats Towpath Trail in July, I was beside myself with joy.

Sculling in the Flats, 1988, humble hostess is third from last

Last week, the Goat and I finally took a walk along the new path and beyond. We walked all through this part of town I love so much, yet had really only toured via car, and not very purposefully at that.

I was like a kid at Disney, pointing with mouth agape, swooning and snapping photos.

That said, when we passed by the defunct Eagle Avenue Bridge, a chill ran through me. I yelled at Eric to stay away from the shear drop to the river. The massive counterweight overwhelmed me. I'd never been so close to the works of one of those scary steel dinosaurs.


Eagle Avenue Bridge

I kept my distance and took a couple of photos.

Eagle Avenue Bridge counterweight ... eek!

This was the terminus of the new trail, but we continued walking. We reached the Carter Road Bridge and decided to cross. The bridge was down, but the horn sounded as we approached. I froze and backed away until I was plenty far from the span. The second horn sounded and the bridge began to rise. I clutched the adjacent rail until the Goodtime III passed, the span came back down and the all-clear sounded. Nonetheless, walking across the bridge freaked me out, particularly at the junction where the moving part meets the stationary part. The return trip was a little better, but still pretty dicey for me.

I survived, legs intact.

I'll end with some more photos from our walk and a bidding to my fellow Clevos to go and enjoy this new urban trail. Forty years ago, your parents would never have thought such a thing was possible.

Oh beautiful, beautiful life.

Landscape in the Flats

Streetscape in the Flats

Flowers in the Flats

Underbelly in the Flats

Erection in the Flats

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Sunday, August 31, 2014

Phone cam round-up, Canfield Fair edition


Round and round at the Canfield Fair

Honey tree with big bears and little bears

BoozeFighters on the scene

Spoiler alert: Pickle Surpize reportedly contains, pickle, chocolate and peanut butter.
Contents not independently verified by Owner's Manual field staff.

Goat perusing Men's Garden Club Display

Humble hostess, giant pumpkin and friend
Fine Arts, rooster of locks and admirers

Fine Arts, revealed

Entertainment adjacent to Fine Arts

Terrified beasts threatened, but did not attack

Dining option: Cheese-Chili-Loaded-Garbage

Dahlia contest entrants

Parking row recorded on thumb of Goat under duress

Photos admittedly not taken with a phone cam, but your humble hostess will assume that the readership gets the proverbial picture.


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