Saturday, December 23, 2006

Santa came early ***UPDATED***

We got our new couch!

Having fielded this comment from a Free Times reader: "Please come out of your self absorbed narcissistic existence," I thought I would show you all the photos we took on Naked Couch Day.

Anyone who would like to make suggestions for photo titles is duly encouraged. Why not make a game of it with your families after you've eaten your roast beast? Call it "Name that Naked Erin O'Brien on the Couch Picture."

However you spend it, have a kick-ass holiday me droogies.




Anonymous said...

So when's the slumber party?

Erin O'Brien said...

Well then, anonymous, if you're who I think you are, perhaps we can arrange a private preview event of sorts.

Dean said...

Is that the curve of a naked hip I spy? It is, it is!

Tres sexy. Tres, tres sexy.

Oh, nice couch too.

PDD said...

Nice!! I love the carpet aswell. Looks so comfy and cozy.

What's the weather like there?

It's far too warm here in Toronto to feel like xmas.

Anonymous said...

Too bad that's not a throw pillow.

Anonymous said...

Effer, effer, that's a huge couch.

Hal said...

My pants are off.

Anonymous said...

Did you "break it in" yet?

Man, I wish I was your nieghbor so I could spy on you with my binoculars.

Anonymous said...

That looks like something I could sink into very easily after a hard day.

Merry Christmas, Madame O'Brien.

Anonymous said...

Too damn many pillows. One too many, in fact.

Renee Somebody said...

Bounteous gorgeousness that brightened up my dreary work day. Adequate words to thank you fail me.
You are adorably mischievous in this picture :)

Anonymous said...

Nice pillows. First time visitor. Happy Holidays, although it looks like you are off to a great start. So a toast to the New Year.

Satan said...

keep up the good work obrien

you are one of my best and favorite minions

i will give you three dollars if you let me sniff your cushions

Anonymous said...

You know you need to " break it in " ..slowly ..right ??
I mean ... " rev it up " too fast ... and you risk spinning a bearing.
Grin ... double intendre'

Mohawk Chieftain said...

Is that a couch tomato languishing there?

Anonymous said...

You are awesome! I hope you wiped good!!

Erin O'Brien said...

Dean: you can always tell how naked I am by how desperately I'm clinging to the implement of coverage.

PDD: It's 40 degrees Farenheit and cloudy. Very strange.

Phil: I threw it after the camera was off!

Toby: Why, me--that's who! And it is a huge couch.

Hal: I told you I wanted to be naked on the couch.

Merk: It will please you to know that I have no curtains in this room.

Winters: Go to bend in the river, where the water swells and rolls. Bring whiskey and a blanket that will please my skin. I will meet you at midnight with honey pastries.

Doug: Good thing it's a BIG pillow.

Renee: Your here! Now we can start the party.

Tree: Hello, hello, hello. And welcome! I have four tiny kisses in my pocket. Where shall I place them?

Satan: About goddamn time you noticed! And that'll be $10 for five minutes of pillow sniffing.

bryan: Slowly is good. Very, very, good.

Mohawk: It is an erinplant.

Bostick: No worries, we paid extra for Scotchguard.

Anonymous said...

On the nightstand next to the empty glasses of southern snoot. You were talkin' Hershey's, right?

~d said...

Well, Erin, My (still waiting for my bubble bath, love!)
I can see that you picked a lovely pattern that will hide any 'stains'. And for this I commend you!
Merry, merry!
**To hal: your pants may be off...but my panties are still at your place!**

~d loves Erin!

jamwall said...

santa came early??

yeah that's what mrs. santa claus said.


nice couch erin and merry x-mas!!!

more cowbell love to ya!

Anonymous said...

Nice couch, but what I really covet are your big cushions.

And how can that Free Times weenie call your existence self absorbed and narcissistic when you spend so much of it entertaining your devoted fans? You are the epitome of selflessness, I say.

Erin O'Brien said...

Trée: I promise that anything I put in your mouth will be sweet.

~d: You are the chick! Could we drink a bottle of wine on this couch or what?

Jam: Merry, merry, my friend.

sxk: You're right! Let them eat Erin O'Brien!

Unknown said...

Looks super comfy Erin! Enjoy the holidays (although I don't think you need to be told that by the looks of it!!!)

Anonymous said...

Sweet ain't the only flavor under the sun worth spending some time savoring with an educated southern tongue. But I'll take sweet if that's what you got. :-D

Dean said...

I think Naked Couch Day should be a new national holiday. In February, maybe, when we most need another holiday.

Chris "Chickenwing" Quigley said...

The title for all the pictures should be "Sproing !!!" with the correlating numbers afterwards.

You know what the eff I'm talking about too.

I love you O'Brien, Merry Christmas.

DogsDontPurr said...

Merry Xmas, you minx!

(PS....a Tripod is not always as steady as a tripod!)


Erin O'Brien said...

Lisa: If I can get my butt out of this couch, I'll be a yuletide fool.

Trée: We got sweet and we got salty. Or you can have an order of half-n-half.

Dean: You mean I'll be the founder of a holiday? Santa, Easter Bunny, Erin O'Brien? Like that? Woot!

Sleepy: voof! Glad to know someone somewhere is getting my broadcast.

Dogs: Is that what they're calling it these days?

Anonymous said...

Erin my Sweet-
I decided it was time for more nekkidness, myself. No new couch, however :(
Happiest of Holidays to you *mwah*

Libby Spencer said...

Just home to catch a quick buzz before dinner. No booze at the family homestead. I'll come back and say something clever later.

Meanwhile, Merry Christmas to you and yours Erin O'Brien.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Merry christmas, Erin. Thinking on the titles...

Motherhood for the Weak said...

Love the couch. You look awesome as always.


Norm said...

"Still life with couch and martini-brandishing odalisque"

Zen Wizard said...

Well, I can see why Santa came early.

Next time, leave a tube of Detane® cream with the milk and cookies.

Anonymous said...

i don't think i'd like the couch as much without you on it. you have very attractive knees, btw.

Anonymous said...

"Hey, sailor. If you even think about taking my pillow from me, this martini becomes a suppository."

Best I could do getting up three minutes ago...