tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post8244409415350972795..comments2024-02-15T02:46:48.670-05:00Comments on Erin O'Brien: Vehicular propositionErin O'Brienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-2036278727612101482010-02-03T10:23:00.960-05:002010-02-03T10:23:00.960-05:00Anon: Penis what?Anon: Penis <a href="http://www.deepmemories.com/Feeldoe-Stout_p_120.html" rel="nofollow">what?</a>Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-72887694345721260742010-02-03T10:17:27.795-05:002010-02-03T10:17:27.795-05:00And this ladies and gentlemen, is what they call p...And this ladies and gentlemen, is what they call penis envy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-45097840706480068322010-02-03T10:15:06.591-05:002010-02-03T10:15:06.591-05:00Damn, I left hotballness behind 15 years ago.Damn, I left hotballness behind 15 years ago.deanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07410064795682939760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-73274784007242115742010-02-03T10:00:16.845-05:002010-02-03T10:00:16.845-05:00In my youth I owned a 66 Chevy Pickup. I paid $400...In my youth I owned a 66 Chevy Pickup. I paid $400 for the rusted, dented machine. I drove exactly as you dream. I was always late to the brake, hoping. I saw assholes and prayed for them to pull out in front of me. Sadly, when hotballs sees a junker bearing down, he becomes a very good driver. Hotballs knows not to take a chance with a junk car.<br /><br />I had to get my jollies by hunting the guy who parked far out in the parking lot, across two spaces to protect his new 'Vette, or sports car. I always parked as close as possible to make sure he had a small heart twitter when he returned to his car.<br /><br />Yep, I have always been an asshole. Somne things do not change.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17269114655802698386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-72453108736287166502010-02-03T09:27:33.130-05:002010-02-03T09:27:33.130-05:00RJ: Slowballs?RJ: Slowballs?Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-85207492223372499142010-02-03T09:16:18.804-05:002010-02-03T09:16:18.804-05:00Ford F-450 Super Duty Dually Mo'Fo.
Out here ...Ford F-450 Super Duty Dually Mo'Fo.<br /><br />Out here in the sticks the local retired nurserymen employee a variation of the hotball strategy. They put on a big ass cowboy hat, grab momma, load up in the dually and go out sight seeing right about time for everyone to go to work and drive 20miles an hour down the 2 lane roads with no shoulders we have to drive.<br /><br />My day is coming.<br /><br />RJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-26365783423665288332010-02-03T01:54:44.220-05:002010-02-03T01:54:44.220-05:00You go, girl! And in case that doesn't work y...You go, girl! And in case that doesn't work you can pimp your mini to shoot darts at their tires as they pass. Go-go-gadget-car!Miz Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03580865244722844834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-90959249924909200432010-02-02T19:07:23.994-05:002010-02-02T19:07:23.994-05:00Wow...this makes me glad I'm driving in Portla...Wow...this makes me glad I'm driving in Portland and you're driving in Cleveland.... ;-)Jack Cluthhttp://whatwouldjackdo.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-90427161698747379362010-02-02T17:48:02.132-05:002010-02-02T17:48:02.132-05:00That's a wrist "rocket", not rocked....That's a wrist "rocket", not rocked.<br /><br />Beg pardon.paul bitzanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03305722333801535098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-12455790220597805472010-02-02T17:47:04.394-05:002010-02-02T17:47:04.394-05:00If I find myself cut off by a "hotballs"...If I find myself cut off by a "hotballs" or "dumb broad", the first thing I do is check my rear view. I don't mind when a driver imposes his or her will in an effort to enter traffic where only the strong survive.<br /><br />What burns my testes is when there are no vehicles behind me for miles and the driver only NEEDED to be ahead of ME. <br /><br />These are the times that I retrieve a wrist rocked from my glove box and fire away a few expired D cell batteries.paul bitzanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03305722333801535098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-76206399653779452182010-02-02T17:46:16.588-05:002010-02-02T17:46:16.588-05:00Thank you for Asterisk #1. That was hilarious, ho...Thank you for Asterisk #1. That was hilarious, hot balls.Collhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14152529375121423592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-70643346524531866692010-02-02T16:16:53.992-05:002010-02-02T16:16:53.992-05:00We should all live vicariously through you...pleas...We should all live vicariously through you...please do update this victory wrecking ball joyride story when it comes to fruition!The Shitty Astrologerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14830888396349972177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-81669222105152494912010-02-02T14:57:35.981-05:002010-02-02T14:57:35.981-05:00Get an old truck, a big ole Ford with a 390 will d...Get an old truck, a big ole Ford with a 390 will do just fine!Bill the Wrenchbendernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-39066531819985767402010-02-02T14:43:54.721-05:002010-02-02T14:43:54.721-05:00You'd have a lot of fun here in Socal doing th...You'd have a lot of fun here in Socal doing that. Here, the hotballers will floor it to pass you as you're coasting up to a stoplight. Then I usually say, "better hurry up before the light turns green!" and just shake my head.<br /><br />Then there are the hotballers who, when making a left turn onto a four or more lane thoroughfare, will inch themselves out into traffic and just sit there waiting for the other direction to clear. It sure would be a shame if, were I driving one of those old 70's battleships, and I was distracted by some hottie walking down the street and came within inches of T-boning their BMW/Benz/Honda Accord. ..<br /><br />BTW, what does this post have to do with cold cream, Hieronymous Bosch, Mormons, Olives, or Soup?Halhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03403726486514914184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-54130224865469493512010-02-02T13:40:40.798-05:002010-02-02T13:40:40.798-05:00Grab the children and get them indoors! Yonder com...Grab the children and get them indoors! Yonder comes Erin in her urban assault vehicle.<br /><br />WV = beret. Gonna sport a beret while doing that bimonthly tour of duty, Erin?Leslie Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702472429383639709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-84421795322742434722010-02-02T13:18:02.445-05:002010-02-02T13:18:02.445-05:00How many more times am I going to find out that wo...How many more times am I going to find out that women were calling me "hotballs" 15 years after I don't qualify?<br /><br />In 5 years when I get my AARP card, do I become "coldballs"? And in-between, I'm "hmm-better-check-that-the-refigerator's-actually-working-balls"?<br /><br />I await your wisdom, Erin.Dan Bushmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08315285939454367157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-80701880555886311212010-02-02T11:56:43.240-05:002010-02-02T11:56:43.240-05:00That was beautiful. There should be a marital aid ...That was beautiful. There should be a marital aid named "Towanda."Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-56182683613338009072010-02-02T11:51:39.799-05:002010-02-02T11:51:39.799-05:00Towanda!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZhmZxPWn...Towanda! <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZhmZxPWni0Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-81782892822809810432010-02-02T11:38:51.729-05:002010-02-02T11:38:51.729-05:00i like your attitude e. i have a big ol gmc yukon...i like your attitude e. i have a big ol gmc yukon with 200k miles and when i find myself in the situation you describe, i pretend not to notice that $80k bmw or sports car. it is rare that the driver will take a chance. size matters.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17626884939818771077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1982351439123676172010-02-02T11:17:34.183-05:002010-02-02T11:17:34.183-05:00Fried. Green. TomatoesFried. Green. TomatoesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-7835873736759609532010-02-02T11:03:02.745-05:002010-02-02T11:03:02.745-05:00See if AAA or Allstate will hire you. They might e...See if AAA or Allstate will hire you. They might even pay for the car for the boost they'd see in premiums...jmberrygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15903034299898180756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-89119725724422218852010-02-02T10:47:20.920-05:002010-02-02T10:47:20.920-05:00That vid is STUNNING, Alex.That vid is STUNNING, Alex.Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-10160309530260137822010-02-02T10:26:11.664-05:002010-02-02T10:26:11.664-05:00Bad news, however: http://online.wsj.com/article/S...Bad news, however: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204518504574417212362984366.html#video%3D81C56182-07AA-490A-BB32-60391DE4035D%26articleTabs%3Dvideo(S)winehttp://swine.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com