tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post5224907364409789297..comments2024-02-15T02:46:48.670-05:00Comments on Erin O'Brien: IT IS OK TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER USE.Erin O'Brienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-85475952949306199152011-01-10T10:28:09.333-05:002011-01-10T10:28:09.333-05:00"Thermal Mandelbrots" would be an awesom..."Thermal Mandelbrots" would be an awesome band name.danbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1162013801522345902011-01-10T04:50:31.092-05:002011-01-10T04:50:31.092-05:00Love the idea of who passed this way before, to ca...Love the idea of who passed this way before, to cause the flurry of instructive advice to those who follow.Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06047479630314217732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-20758654882625607082011-01-08T07:16:22.441-05:002011-01-08T07:16:22.441-05:00I like to pee outside as well...
"You know t...I like to pee outside as well...<br /><br />"You know the grass is always greener when you water with you wiener... outside..."danbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-12290585734448311362011-01-06T22:44:00.756-05:002011-01-06T22:44:00.756-05:00I prefer to whiz outside whenever possible. Return...I prefer to whiz outside whenever possible. Returns nitrogen to the soil,way more pleasant than most indoor urinal locations and of course alerts the local animal kingdom that this is my territory, and I'm rutting.<br /><br />Tonight I reached a new pinnacle of yellow snow art. The relatively light coat of snow in the woods behind my building provided the usual canvas, but as the warmth of my ink fanned out beneath the low surface tension of the snow, random chaotic sections collapsed, adding an unusual dimensional aspect to the more traditional trajectorial artwork. Thus the familiar Pollockian patterns of urea were now framed in subtle thermal Mandelbrots. Fascinating.philbillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-18460651877759989412011-01-06T21:30:26.453-05:002011-01-06T21:30:26.453-05:00The term "technologist" sounded made up....The term "technologist" sounded made up. Not unlike the Simpson's brilliant "Scientician."<br /><br />But alas, technologists do exist:<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_Technologist<br /><br />And here I was thinking after 6 hrs on the road today, listening to only NPR, AND being awake for at least three of them, I was done learning for the day.<br /><br />Dammit, O'Brien. School doesn't start for another 2 wks, and I didn't want to learn again until then...jonasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-88255616638061728692011-01-06T19:35:04.484-05:002011-01-06T19:35:04.484-05:00Ain't healthcare grand?
One of my all time fa...Ain't healthcare grand?<br /><br />One of my all time favorite signs of which I'll create a facsimile:<br /><br />"WASH YOUR HANDS! GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE!"<br /><br />Multiple copies were posted in prominent locations on an acute care psychiatric unit where I worked by the overzealous infection control nurse. <br /><br />Delusions of infestation and germ phobias are not uncommon in those settings.<br /><br />BRILLIANT!<br /><br />RJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-20021755248814943982011-01-06T16:41:13.155-05:002011-01-06T16:41:13.155-05:00The do not open until fixed is so good... I can&#...The do not open until fixed is so good... I can't even imagine what is going on in that stall that it absolutely MUST NOT be opened.<br /><br />Outside of obvious scatological imagery, I like to picture that when the door is opened, toilet water explodes all over the place and in yo' face.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-56488062380258843072011-01-06T14:35:49.526-05:002011-01-06T14:35:49.526-05:00Signs of the times...
This reminds me a lot of ww...Signs of the times...<br /><br />This reminds me a lot of <a rel="nofollow">www.engrish.com</a>.<br /><br />Worth a look if you haven't seen it before.Dudesworthynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-35479132012100418202011-01-06T10:46:10.781-05:002011-01-06T10:46:10.781-05:00So...
Is there a place where it isn't okay to...So...<br /><br />Is there a place where it isn't okay to flush the toilet after use?<br /><br />These signs are hysterical.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07457445946852817897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-78755026167267821112011-01-06T10:41:31.824-05:002011-01-06T10:41:31.824-05:00This is why Cleveland Clinic is one of the greates...This is why Cleveland Clinic is one of the greatest hospitals on earth. Other hospitals are full of cluttered sinks, dirty handed patients drinking the water, and unnotified Technologists who are blissfully unaware of the numerous children thay have sired.Claire L Hallamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01535569086150530774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-29997392693556808832011-01-06T10:22:00.127-05:002011-01-06T10:22:00.127-05:00I wonder how much of those signs is billed as Misc...I wonder how much of those signs is billed as Misc. Services by the Cleveland Clinic?Tony Rugarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00910845749524161115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-44112041835785050022011-01-06T09:49:29.618-05:002011-01-06T09:49:29.618-05:00We have signs like that around here but they are r...We have signs like that around here but they are required to be in several different languages.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17626884939818771077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-27434974609417284562011-01-06T07:56:15.285-05:002011-01-06T07:56:15.285-05:00And you wonder why Lebron left for South Beach.And you wonder why Lebron left for South Beach.Sausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-34455019794012041642011-01-06T07:12:28.243-05:002011-01-06T07:12:28.243-05:00At least you did not encounter a sign admonishing ...At least you did not encounter a sign admonishing patrons to resist the urge to take a big crap on the floor in the waiting room...danbnoreply@blogger.com