tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post115006224560741393..comments2024-02-15T02:46:48.670-05:00Comments on Erin O'Brien: WifeErin O'Brienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150293826917201072006-06-14T10:03:00.000-04:002006-06-14T10:03:00.000-04:00Is that fiesta ware in your hands? I knew you were...Is that fiesta ware in your hands? I knew you were petite, but tell me that was like a pasta plate and not a coffee saucer. If its a coffe saucer then the pixie booties would make more sense.As for your post, aint communication grand! Thanks JWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150249091219469842006-06-13T21:38:00.000-04:002006-06-13T21:38:00.000-04:00Two more (from the girlfriend realm, as I've never...Two more (from the girlfriend realm, as I've never been married):<BR/><BR/>"I never promised ______."?<BR/><BR/>"You promised!"Halhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03403726486514914184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150235877163751592006-06-13T17:57:00.000-04:002006-06-13T17:57:00.000-04:00Thanks, Erin.Thanks, Erin.Jozeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235369469366288477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150234126030950712006-06-13T17:28:00.000-04:002006-06-13T17:28:00.000-04:00I ate too many jelly beans mom. Why are you lickin...I ate too many jelly beans mom. Why are you licking the plate? Are you still hungry? I'll share..oh my god it's the sugar talking . I've eaten them all. <BR/><BR/>Oh and by the way..Do husbands by there own underwear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150229016362932672006-06-13T16:03:00.000-04:002006-06-13T16:03:00.000-04:00you have big ole what?you have big ole what?Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150226971457156382006-06-13T15:29:00.000-04:002006-06-13T15:29:00.000-04:00Toby: The power is no less than intoxicating. But ...Toby: The power is no less than intoxicating. But is all of it in my tresses, darling? Have I no powers in my big 'ole hooters?<BR/><BR/>Jozee: He took your slippers! This, I cannot tolerate. Come over anytime, luv and borrow mine.<BR/><BR/>JT: No, no, no. NO! If I were ever to have Toast in bed, I would surely bring along a lovely picnic basket full of goodies on which to nosh during this interlude and that. Juicy peaches, bananas. Round and shiny caramel lollipops.Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150214962508629492006-06-13T12:09:00.000-04:002006-06-13T12:09:00.000-04:00Toast"...what do you mean you have to take a break...Toast<BR/><BR/>"...what do you mean you have to take a break and eat some food or something? I don't want to stop licking yet?!?!"Jesus Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00135702902429229006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150210410711786802006-06-13T10:53:00.000-04:002006-06-13T10:53:00.000-04:00Haha. Fish en papillote fresh from the dishwasher...Haha. Fish en papillote fresh from the dishwasher- nice.<BR/>Oh, yeah I had to give back the slippers after the divorce along with a LOT of other stuff. I belong to a club that used to be solely the domain of men.<BR/><BR/>Stay married!Jozeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235369469366288477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150188493852693632006-06-13T04:48:00.000-04:002006-06-13T04:48:00.000-04:00I feel a bit guilty. You're novel is no doubt amaz...I feel a bit guilty. You're novel is no doubt amazing, it's your hair that I find so distracting. If you'd read anything to me with it down, words would me minced.<BR/><BR/>If you ever want to hold a serious, heart felt conversation with me, make sure you have a bun.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150187085861595112006-06-13T04:24:00.000-04:002006-06-13T04:24:00.000-04:00Larry: "You're on my hair, goddamnit!"~d: Why do t...Larry: "You're on my hair, goddamnit!"<BR/><BR/>~d: Why do they want to keep them forever? I tell my husband, "the phrase goes, 'nothing lasts forever but the earth and sea,' not 'nothing lasts forever but the earth and sea and your underwear.'"<BR/><BR/>Paul: Belly, up, baby. If I play it right, I won't ever have to amend the 'wife' title with an 'ex.'<BR/><BR/>Toby: I love that you are so easy to please. Although, I urge caution (see my response to Larry).<BR/><BR/>Denny: So then, why did you divorce her? She sounds perfect to me.<BR/><BR/>Goat: I love you.<BR/><BR/>Vince: That image is entirely too accurate. Don't tell anybody.<BR/><BR/>Jozee: Yeah, but look at those slippers! Only a married girl can get away with those beauties.<BR/><BR/>Jam: This is what we like to deliver here at the Owner's Manual: Accessibility. Universal Experiences. Truth. Transcendation.<BR/><BR/>(what the eff am I talking about?)<BR/><BR/>PDD: I once knew a woman who cooked fish in her dishwasher. She is, incidentally, still married to her first husband, has been married to him for 100 years.<BR/><BR/>I have no idea how the fish come out.Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150172910211652392006-06-13T00:28:00.000-04:002006-06-13T00:28:00.000-04:00Dishwashers always solve the most difficult of pro...Dishwashers always solve the most difficult of problems and most complex relationships.<BR/><BR/>It's good to know you have one. I wonder what would have happened to you if you didn't. I guess one way to look at it would be less talking more smashing, no?<BR/><BR/>Thank god I have a dishwasher Erin, thank god!PDDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12678768325716506322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150166847211328952006-06-12T22:47:00.000-04:002006-06-12T22:47:00.000-04:00have you been recording the conversations of my la...have you been recording the conversations of my last relationship?jamwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115211842136515855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150162220755214232006-06-12T21:30:00.000-04:002006-06-12T21:30:00.000-04:00Almost makes me miss being married. Huh-? Rewind! ...Almost makes me miss being married. Huh-? Rewind! <BR/><BR/>Nice writing. ;-)Jozeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235369469366288477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150161492532542262006-06-12T21:18:00.000-04:002006-06-12T21:18:00.000-04:00This reminds me of fast forwarding through a movie...This reminds me of fast forwarding through a movie. I half expected to see you running around in double speed like a robot in one of Woody Allen's originals.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13191563895358713801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150157007525098252006-06-12T20:03:00.000-04:002006-06-12T20:03:00.000-04:00Welcome to my life people !!Welcome to my life people !!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150147359901222652006-06-12T17:22:00.000-04:002006-06-12T17:22:00.000-04:00Previously on "Erin's Owner manual..."Erin, as lon...Previously on "Erin's Owner manual..."<BR/><BR/>Erin, as long as your hair is down you could read the classified ads, I wouldn't know the difference. :)Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150126272138020782006-06-12T11:31:00.000-04:002006-06-12T11:31:00.000-04:00Obie, you are a cakewalk compared to my ex. May I ...Obie, you are a cakewalk compared to my ex. May I have another?Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566267303671253480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150125899464860122006-06-12T11:24:00.000-04:002006-06-12T11:24:00.000-04:00you know, Erin, it isn't nice to (mess with mother...you know, Erin, it isn't nice to (mess with mother nature?) no, eavesdrop. Fun! but, not nice. How did you know he keeps trying to keep those damned underwear and that damned shirt?! Oh, socks.~dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11214204603207446036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1150123146747864422006-06-12T10:39:00.000-04:002006-06-12T10:39:00.000-04:00"Did I hurt you? I thought I felt you move!""Did I hurt you? I thought I felt you move!"Larryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964010161964360512noreply@blogger.com