tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post114668391530195999..comments2024-02-15T02:46:48.670-05:00Comments on Erin O'Brien: Why I am stupidErin O'Brienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-85591910963087736832008-08-07T14:32:00.000-04:002008-08-07T14:32:00.000-04:00That is too funny! Just yesterday morning I had t...That is too funny! Just yesterday morning I had to let myself throw out the empty toothpaste tube before I drove myself nuts trying to get more out of it.ALFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14009691278000970203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-46109775336547579362008-08-07T06:26:00.000-04:002008-08-07T06:26:00.000-04:00i am afflicted with the "gas pump has to be on an ...i am afflicted with the "gas pump has to be on an even dollar number" disease--even while paying w/a credit card. you know that one. if the tank is practically overflowing after i've filled up and the amount is $39.01, i HAVE to get it up to an even $40.00.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-30013129133152713982008-08-06T23:55:00.000-04:002008-08-06T23:55:00.000-04:00I have all of these, including the trash can one. ...I have all of these, including the trash can one. I usually do the dishes, but my wife often helps out by loading the dishwasher. I try to stop myself from spending more than 2-3 minutes rearranging, e.g. <A HREF="http://heightseats.blogspot.com/2008/04/are-you-eating-out-lot.html" REL="nofollow">moving glasses to the bottom shelf</A>.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04054373321292148294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-91757741671167074902008-08-06T23:12:00.000-04:002008-08-06T23:12:00.000-04:00I had a girlfriend who could grill some great stea...I had a girlfriend who could grill some great steaks, she was pretty good at it, she was proud that she had surpassed the skills of her former boyfriend. I tried to help but was not very much help, so I tried to do the dish's load the dishwasher. Big mistake, she rearranged everything in the dishwasher and explained to me in detail how a dishwasher should be loaded and what amount of detergent should be used, that before I ran the dishwasher I needed to run the hot water tap to the sink until the water was hot so when the dishwasher was turned on it was hot. All this did was not make me hot. I am no longer seeing this woman and to tell you the truth to be belittled about dishwasher loading after I helped put in a patio, windows, tile etc. I think I just grew tired. <BR/> Just let it go, I am still mystified by this condition. But what can you do when it comes to mental illness?josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-3183863596983162942008-08-06T17:35:00.000-04:002008-08-06T17:35:00.000-04:00i guess i'm afflicted with the dishwasher disease,...i guess i'm afflicted with the dishwasher disease, however it's only so that i may cram more in. and then i forget to turn it on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146957267980421412006-05-06T19:14:00.000-04:002006-05-06T19:14:00.000-04:00...I have that problem where I fear I failed to lo......I have that problem where I fear I failed to lock the door. It drives me to distraction and I have to walk back up the block to test the door. ...like 8 times. Not the walk back. ...but I test the door like 8 times before I am statisfied that all is safe and locked away. Not that I own anything of value. But, I do have toothpaste!mattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146946329260345452006-05-06T16:12:00.000-04:002006-05-06T16:12:00.000-04:00MV: please send bottomless paper cups to me. I cut...MV: please send bottomless paper cups to me. I cut them into little pieces and use them to make mosaics.<BR/><BR/>HD: I am a Public Servant of sorts. Gets me off.<BR/><BR/>Zen: Ever.<BR/> Work.<BR/> For.<BR/> Burma.<BR/> Shave?<BR/><BR/>Toby: Crayons, maybe?Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146940576902164222006-05-06T14:36:00.000-04:002006-05-06T14:36:00.000-04:00is there a better way to draw attention?is there a better way to draw attention?Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146933826548798042006-05-06T12:43:00.002-04:002006-05-06T12:43:00.002-04:00...remarkably efficient....remarkably efficient.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146933809976082512006-05-06T12:43:00.001-04:002006-05-06T12:43:00.001-04:00...I beg to differ...I think I am......I beg to differ...I think I am...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146933790109196682006-05-06T12:43:00.000-04:002006-05-06T12:43:00.000-04:00...from the last one but......from the last one but...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146933778152202522006-05-06T12:42:00.000-04:002006-05-06T12:42:00.000-04:00Some say I suffer...Some say I suffer...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146894732237216012006-05-06T01:52:00.000-04:002006-05-06T01:52:00.000-04:00I like these diseases. They are good. There are ...I like these diseases. They are good. There are probably groups forming for them right now...counselors in training as we speak...affirmations of leaving the poor toothpaste alone for God's sake already....being posted all over America...right NOW! Because of you Erin. Thank you. Thank you for sharing.Hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06960933440163992297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146874819259690612006-05-05T20:20:00.000-04:002006-05-05T20:20:00.000-04:00We're all a bunch of neurotics. Maybe, I don't kno...We're all a bunch of neurotics. Maybe, I don't know. Some of us? Most of us?Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146874366930694052006-05-05T20:12:00.000-04:002006-05-05T20:12:00.000-04:00How about "use the paper cup until the bottom fall...How about "use the paper cup until the bottom falls out" disease?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146869445784410002006-05-05T18:50:00.000-04:002006-05-05T18:50:00.000-04:00Jane, this is the advantage of marriage, you get y...Jane, this is the advantage of marriage, you get your dearly beloved to take out the garbage BEFORE you get to this point.<BR/><BR/>Mone, whiskey is an excellent suggestion.<BR/><BR/>PDD, I knew we were cosmically connected.<BR/><BR/>Toby, thank you for saying 'pus' on my blog.<BR/><BR/>nadina, thank you for saying 'saliva' on my blog.<BR/><BR/>Fitz, you have helped on person. It was worth while. Amen, brother.<BR/><BR/>Steph, I believe every word you utter.<BR/><BR/>Garrett, milk carton: word. and thanks, now I have to worry about teensy soap.<BR/><BR/>Hal. Let's have coffee at MY place next time.<BR/><BR/>Josh, I thought all seasons were appropriate for this.<BR/><BR/>Chit, I love dead guys.Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146864025502592792006-05-05T17:20:00.000-04:002006-05-05T17:20:00.000-04:00How about spring is the season to neglect the yard...How about spring is the season to neglect the yard work disease?josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146856200436436542006-05-05T15:10:00.000-04:002006-05-05T15:10:00.000-04:00You could also add the using coffee maker filters ...You could also add the using coffee maker filters as toilet paper disease.Halhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03403726486514914184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146848546840008372006-05-05T13:02:00.000-04:002006-05-05T13:02:00.000-04:00I will publish a picture of a milk carton after I ...I will publish a picture of a milk carton after I have prepared it to be dispossed of in the trash in a soon-to-come post.<BR/><BR/>I finally cured myself of Teensy Bar of Soap Syndrome a few years ago. Now when I get down to where the bar of soap breaks when applied to my body with the appropriate force for cleansing, I immediately discard it and get a new bar of soap. I think Seinfeld did a bit about this. I am finally shut of the problem. It used to be quite serious.garretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15553626379883369886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146842711290902932006-05-05T11:25:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:25:00.000-04:00Edawg,There is a cure for some of these affliction...Edawg,<BR/><BR/>There is a cure for some of these afflictions, but it is not medication. Rather it is technology, or as I like to call it ... magic. For instance, in our bathroom, we have a magic Q-Tip container. Whenever, it runs low, I tell the Doc, and, magically, the next day it is full of Q-Tips. I don't know how it works (kinda like the Internet I guess), but I thought I would share my story to bring hope of redemption to the afflicted. If it helps just one person, it will have been worthwhile.Bill Fitzgeraldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09424557098159993270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146842040633807912006-05-05T11:14:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:14:00.000-04:00I need to get me some of those little disposable c...I need to get me some of those little disposable cubs ,dixie cups and the tooth brush holder that holds the brushes all apart and not jammed into a mug hey. I have a teenager home with mono and oh my gawd I am looking at salivia in a whole new way. Oh and my husband is the dish washer re-arranger. While he is re-arranging he goes on about how bad I am...nice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146837981007196002006-05-05T10:06:00.000-04:002006-05-05T10:06:00.000-04:00Except for the Dishwasher Disease (I don't own one...Except for the Dishwasher Disease (I don't own one. If I did, I'm sure I'd be sick with that too) I'm infected with all of them including the trashcan Disease.<BR/><BR/>Jane, are you still curing disease? These are perfect and they aren't full of pus.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146837686449068442006-05-05T10:01:00.000-04:002006-05-05T10:01:00.000-04:00I love Mone's section on "favorite music" - Kelly ...I love Mone's section on "favorite music" - Kelly osbourne. That's just brill...PDDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12678768325716506322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146837542249163602006-05-05T09:59:00.000-04:002006-05-05T09:59:00.000-04:00I also do exactly what Jane has mentioned. Serious...I also do exactly what Jane has mentioned. Seriously. I hate wasting plastic. My husband hates this habit of mine.PDDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12678768325716506322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1146837450744801812006-05-05T09:57:00.000-04:002006-05-05T09:57:00.000-04:00PDD Disease: All of the above. Seriously!Actually,...PDD Disease: All of the above. Seriously!<BR/><BR/>Actually, I do have to dissagree regarding arranging dirty dishes with precision in the dishwasher. I do have a certain way of arranging them and they do come out cleaner than they would otherwise. I have proof as my husband doesn't have a certain way of arranging dirty dishes in the dishwasher and they always, always, without fail, come out not so clean. In fact, the majority of the time, they come out dirty. Seriously.PDDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12678768325716506322noreply@blogger.com