tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post113793791270241847..comments2024-02-15T02:46:48.670-05:00Comments on Erin O'Brien: The story unfolds, vol. fourErin O'Brienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1138077843924161742006-01-23T23:44:00.000-05:002006-01-23T23:44:00.000-05:00Yes, I'm definitely a new fan of "unconsume." Eleg...Yes, I'm definitely a new fan of "unconsume." Elegant yet effective!Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11108978743810926406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1138036769872437492006-01-23T12:19:00.000-05:002006-01-23T12:19:00.000-05:00Gee Flamingo, I thought the candy hearts were sort...Gee Flamingo, I thought the candy hearts were sort of sweet in a way.<BR/><BR/>And a whole truckload of them no less!<BR/><BR/>I will try to train my dreaming self to paint a more pear-like image in the future.<BR/><BR/>I am off to bathe in self-delusion, whiskey, rejection and sadness.<BR/><BR/>Woefully yours,<BR/><BR/>ErinErin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1138034717214334912006-01-23T11:45:00.000-05:002006-01-23T11:45:00.000-05:00I want to set the record straight that I am not mi...I want to set the record straight that I am not misshapen.<BR/><BR/>I am perfectly honed to the shape of a pear. <BR/><BR/>I understand that we do not have control of our dreams, but I am hopeful that, with this information, your subsequent dreams of the large pink one will have more accuracy.<BR/><BR/>I would also have preferred a truck full of that chicken pot-pie instead of the gummy-hearts. <BR/><BR/>And more nudity.FLAMINGO1https://www.blogger.com/profile/10871198877346125771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1138033438311349712006-01-23T11:23:00.000-05:002006-01-23T11:23:00.000-05:00Yeah, PDD, it appears that Erin ditched me at the ...Yeah, PDD, it appears that Erin ditched me at the warehouse and left with Garrett. <BR/><BR/>I hope I ended up getting more than a truck full of gummy hearts and a wave goodbye!<BR/><BR/>I am also wondering why I was misshapen? Did I look like Lennie from "Of Mice and Men"?FLAMINGO1https://www.blogger.com/profile/10871198877346125771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1138027653827243322006-01-23T09:47:00.000-05:002006-01-23T09:47:00.000-05:00You droped off pinky to meet me.Pinky, did we have...You droped off pinky to meet me.<BR/><BR/>Pinky, did we have fun?PDDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12678768325716506322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1138008485841397382006-01-23T04:28:00.000-05:002006-01-23T04:28:00.000-05:00Shut up, BlogSnob. I told you to stay home. You ...Shut up, BlogSnob. I told you to stay home. You know it was Friday. And that means the "gold pill" day. Anywho, I just went for the food.BadGodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15712519947676746854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1137987130257461262006-01-22T22:32:00.000-05:002006-01-22T22:32:00.000-05:00You need to read my buddy Roscoes stories they are...You need to read my buddy Roscoes stories they are fun and involve Monkeys, Robert Johnson and Motorcycles. JWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1137986962046238272006-01-22T22:29:00.000-05:002006-01-22T22:29:00.000-05:00I bought the book via Amazon, you need to tell me ...I bought the book via Amazon, you need to tell me what to write on the inside cover so its all ligit. I aint no phoney you know! So if you will give me some good things to write to myself. Kind Regards Josh (jonathan)josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1137981445172573572006-01-22T20:57:00.000-05:002006-01-22T20:57:00.000-05:00A Neti pot works wonders for your sinus's. I want ...A Neti pot works wonders for your sinus's. I want to buy and read your book and then I will review best I can. As you have from my observations read at least one of my reviews you may not be surprised that my review consists of vignette's of my life or things relating to stuff that are stuck in my skull.I'm part Irish as well so that counts for something,good or bad~` How do I buy your book? (I do not want to have a biased opionion, I am as you have seen very strict and non corruptible when it comes to my reviews) But I being in high demand as a reviewer I demand you sign the book and say something that makes me look cool. Deal? JWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1137975095351147602006-01-22T19:11:00.000-05:002006-01-22T19:11:00.000-05:00Someone recognized me."You're Erin O'Brien!"Beer. ...Someone recognized me.<BR/><BR/>"You're Erin O'Brien!"<BR/><BR/>Beer. Wine. Everyone was kissing everyone else.<BR/><BR/>I was kissing everyone. They were kissing me.<BR/><BR/>There were firemen there.<BR/><BR/>Lots of kissing.<BR/><BR/>"I love you, man."<BR/><BR/>There were men with Scottish accents. "Fucking haggis," they said, "fucking drink."<BR/><BR/>My husband was at work. My daughter was at grandma's.<BR/><BR/>I brushed my teeth after I hurled at 5 a.m. with a strong mint-flavored 12-hour anti-gingivitis paste. Then I washed my hands and face and applied a patchouli scented moisture cream before going back to bed. Despite these efforts, the taste of bile lingered in my throat/sinus area.<BR/><BR/>All of this is nonfiction.<BR/><BR/>Wow.Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1137972513028078502006-01-22T18:28:00.000-05:002006-01-22T18:28:00.000-05:00I cannot stop visualising Flamingo bathing in cher...I cannot stop visualising Flamingo bathing in cherry gumdrops in a pair of suspenders. Flamingo suspenders are, i suspect, a very specialised item of clothing not easily available for purchase.jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-1137952903937480572006-01-22T13:01:00.000-05:002006-01-22T13:01:00.000-05:00"Unconsume" is my new favorite euphemism."Unconsume" is my new favorite euphemism.garretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15553626379883369886noreply@blogger.com