Wednesday, April 26, 2006

stupid things I own, vol. five

11 comments:

Mone said...

What are those feet for? Soupdance anybody?

Toby said...

S&P shakers?

Bill Fitzgerald said...

I am going with salt and pepper shakers also although usually the salt shaker has larger or more holes. The owner of these probably likes her pepper just as much as her salt, and I think that clinches it.

Shannon said...

If they are salt & pepper shakers...why feet? I mean, normally, I don't want feet anywhere near my food.

Maybe that's just me.

Zen Wizard said...

I would get mixed up and put Dr. Scholl's® Odor Destroyers Shoe Shot® Deodorant Powder on my eggs; and mescaline in my soup.

Or something...

Erin O'Brien said...

Salt and Pepper shakers soupdancing with the Tomato. Yes! that's it!

And I hope a certain blogger comes forth with more on the story.

Shadiva, my dad used to eat pig's feet.

Denny, do not feel alone. There is always more than one perv here at the Owner's Manual.

Zen, pass the soup, please.

Roxi said...

um.. I like clipings in my soup.. how about you?

PDD said...

HA! I love those Erin!! That's fabulous!

Last night, half in the bag, taking a smoke break from Denny's reading, I thought I wonder when Erin will post her silly things I own? Really, I did, and I am glad to find that you have more silly things. But they're really fantastic!

jamwall said...

can i suck your plastic toes?

ing said...

Erin, are you pretending those are salt-and-pepper shakers so that we will not know that those are your true prosthetic feet which you attach to your ankle-stumps by inserting the double metal prongs protruding from each stump into the holes in the feet?

Because, I won't tell a soul, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, you have a really nice can!

josh williams said...

I had a used pair that was given to me as a gift a dozenish years ago. I regifted to my sister two Christmas's ago, she loved them. You are very lucky to have such nice feet.